Definition of BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time,
He is THOROUGH


When I don't do it,
I am lazy.
When my boss does not do it,
He is BUSY


When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same,
He takes the INITIATIVE

When I please my boss, I
I am apple polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is COOPERATING

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only HUMAN

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on BUSINESS

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be VERY ILL

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
It's because he's OVERWORKED

When I do good,
My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
He never FORGETS


(PS: This is applicable to each superior level as well; i.e. senior, supervisor, manager etc.)